Facebook Sex Status by John L. and Jasara T

Originally posted on our notes via facebook..

Wazzup yall I don't Know if yall remember the text sex poem i put up a while ago writtin by me and my girl Jasara... but n e ways we are at it again this time we literally did it on her facebook status thus coming up with this piece titled "Facebook Sex Status" enjoy...

Jasara Thompson: What u gon do? If I touch you, put my hands all ova you? If I took u 2 da crib jus me n u? You make me wana say, jus stay... jus take off ur clothes n jus lay bak...

John Lacarbiere III at 11:59am June 3 Funny you should say that, cuz I was thinking the same thing... guess you can call it a wet day dream... but to answer your question if you touch me... I might have to draw my weapon... see I keeps protection... but let’s turn fantasies to realities...let’s give you another reason to marry me... let's... make love

Jasara Thompson at 12:26pm June 3 love makin, you see is my specialty, I don’t jus love you down, I buckle knees, make u weak, put you to sleep give u more wet dreams than the ones that u speak of... course, you already know how I get down, sex thru text was our first go 'round, we've upgraded to a new "status" now, got 'em like wow! Let’s show 'em how John n J get down..

John Lacarbiere III at 1:38pm June 3 Well they should already know... but if you insist on a show than fasho... I plan to hit the 'G" status after this... you're gonna have to click "Like" after this... cuz ms... I'm in love with your Facebook... you can invade MySpace any day... if you follow I'll make you twitter and bookmark this page... Cuz I’m not afraid to log on... IM ya boy John... I hope your "laptop" is turned on

Jasara Thompson at 3:13pm June 3 My laptop is always turned on by you, but if u can’t get me on there I got my G1 too, so you can hit the G spot when u arrive at MySpace, show the many expressions my Facebook can make, UPDATE: im requestin you for a pillow fight, more like pillow talk, trending topic of the day: #JohnNJasaraRHot, and u know u the only to make my twit tweet, knock me off my feet, let’s get married boo, make this online romance complete.

John Lacarbiere III at 3:41pm June 3 I see... but all this cyber-sex is screwing with my hard drive... I see you're a "G1" well I'm a "Touch Pro" that's guaranteed to have you Sprint'N... but we'll just let the Nextel. But if that "T" mobile... I'll have my hold network behind you like Verizon... I'm tryin to reach a new horizon... Tryin to screw you till you lose signal...you had to dial zero... cuz you've reached the operator of the hot lines...I got mines and yours... I'm trying to make that kitty purr... ya heard...

Jasara Thompson at 4:12pm June 3 I never lose signal, cos yes ima G-1 day the whole world will see, you and me. Networkin is just the cover for us, we gon' make everybody wana learn how we keep it up, repeatedly bust, and trust, kitty purrs each time you tell me u wana erupt... I jus wana keep your soldier standin at attention, give him some attention, oh and did I mention all this attention is makin her eager, please don’t jus tease her, ok maybe a lil bit, real talk she know she like it

John Lacarbiere III at 4:27pm June 3 You know I gotta tease her... it adds to the anticipation of me getting deeper... I want it ripe enough for me to eat her... put it in my face so I can see her... They're like damn john's a freak... I leave um so shook... Well I'm known for having "Sex with my Notebook..." so imagine if I give an oral presentation... legs start shaking... causing ... More vibrations... masturbation in full placement... guaranteed to leave you naked but not naked cuz I'ma take it, bake it, watch it rise like cake mix, add a lil icing and have you taste it...

Jasara Thompson at 4:52pm June 3 I love when u tease her, spread her open and u become the Kat pleaser, and a pleaser is what ima be to you, lick the icing off cos I got a sweet tooth, fuk lickin tho I wana taste it all, deep throat it all the way down to the balls, yeah I know, they all like woah, jaws on the floor, John you said it we gon' give em a show, and like u said we got em shook, makin sure they gon' buy your "Sex with my Notebook".... but before my oral skills make u bust, ima flip the scrip, face down ass up...

John Lacarbiere III at 5:08pm June 3 "THAT"S THE WAY I LIKE TO FUCK" and trust... I aint a porn star but I act like one... it's lights, camera, action... all action... no acting...ass grabbin, kat smakin, clit tacklin, with passion... I got it mastered... and you got the fattest... now let’s see how many comments we get on this status...